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SATIRE: N.W.T claims portion of Lloydminster with shiny new border

byChristian Apostolovski

April 1, 2026

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Lloydminster junior B Bandits eye Hub history
Joel Webb, the captain of the Lloydminster Bandits, epitomizes the workmanlike routine that’s customary for junior B hockey players. Read more: Lloyd sweeps Vermilion as both teams prepare for provincials at the Hub Most of them are busy with full-time jobs or as students in high school or post-secondary programs. It’s no different this week as…
SATIRE: N.W.T claims portion of Lloydminster with shiny new border
After 123 years of forgetting Lloydminster existed, the Northwest Territories (N.W.T) is once again staking its claim to the city with what they call the best border ever. Read more: Holy Rosary students shine at regional skills competition “We couldn’t believe Lloydminster still existed,” said a representative writing on behalf of R.J. Simpson, N.W.T’s premier.…
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In Lloydminster’s great history, there’s been a lot of doubling up. What I mean by that is, Lloyd seems to trend in things of two. I think back to the town and village of Lloydminster. They each had a council, they each had an agricultural society and they each hosted a fair every year. Read…
Holy Rosary students shine at regional skills competition
Holy Rosary High School (HRHS) students had the unique stage to bridge the gap between the classroom and the workforce. Read more: Holy Rosary teacher earns Catholic education award On Feb. 27, that stage was Lakeland College’s Vermilion campus, where HRHS students put their technical prowess to the test. The results were impressive. Twenty-eight competitors…
Workplace injury leads to $70K fine for Cold Lake Casino
A casino operator has been ordered to pay $70,000 in a Cold Lake court after a 2023 workplace accident left a worker with serious injuries. Read more: Saskatchewan to launch new $5M digital surgical records system Cold Lake First Nations Casino Corporation, operating as Casino Dene, pleaded guilty on March 19 to one count under…